I remember that one Thanksgiving, in 2000. It was the year my parents went back to North Carolina to have Thanksgiving with my sister and her family. I always hate when they are gone during holidays and this was no exception. We had it at my daughter's house and at the start of the afternoon, it all seemed like everything was going smoothly. She had the table set up in the living room and ready for food.
|Jack, Claire and Dave, innocently waiting...|
Little did we know that we were about to experience the most bizarre Thanksgiving of our life. Thanksgiving, 2000, the attack of the blond alien.
|Connie was trying to save Jacob as it did a mind probe on him.|
|Poor Michael, he's scarred for life!|
When this creature saw that it wasn't getting what it came for from the babies, it went after the older ones.
|Paige is frozen in fear!|
|Crystal was in panic mode! She was so scared she couldn't move her mouth!|
|Jared never saw it coming and Cole was praying for God to save us all!|
|This was a nail biter for Cole.|
|It scarred Adam so much he had to go shave his head, cover his body in tattoos and pierce holes |
all over his face. He's never been the same.
|Connie is trying to be brave. Adam thought he could scare it away with his tongue.|
|Kerry is looking for a way to escape. She doesn't know which way to turn.|
|Michelle thought she'd pretend she was Cleopatra but the blond alien wouldn't give up.|
|Claire tried talking French to see if she could communicate with it. She even pretended she|
was a princess and tried to make it obey her.
|I was so frightened I couldn't move.|
|Jeremy tried to cook it on the grill but it wouldn't get off his head.|
|It tickled Jack until he couldn't take it any more.|
|We have communication!|
Yes, the dog finally was able to communicate with the horrible blond alien to find out why it showed up at my daughter's home, Thanksgiving Day, 2000. What evil purpose could it have had. Why, oh why, did it come to her house and attack such a peaceful family on a cold, November day? What could this family possibly offer such a vile creature. What? What???
Well, I am here to tell you, that horrid creature was not going to ruin our Thanksgiving dinner by stealing our turkey! We fought with all we had to keep that thing from taking it. And it took all of us to do it, but we did. We chased that blond alien away and it's not been seen since! And we ate that bird! We ate it with every ounce of energy and passion we had. And it was good. It was so good! And my mom and dad missed the whole thing.
Tomorrow, while you are all enjoying your Thanksgiving dinner, be careful. It's been ten years since the attack of the blond alien...and you never know. I mean, IT COULD HAPPEN!!! Right???
Happy Thanksgiving and blessings to you all,